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There once was a man from nantuckett...
he said MD poetry can suck it... -
I Do Love MD3, Because It Makes Me Slightly Horney.
Everybody is funny.
Theres lots of bunnies!
Mad scotsmans fit
I've Seen His Left T*t..
The Levels Vary
Scotsmans face Is Quite Hairy
MOst People Are Friendly
The Others Offend Me.
Theres Coloured Names...
People With Stupid Names..
And People Who Can't Afford Names..
You Have To Level And Gain Money..
Behind The Advent Calender Theres A Reindeer And A Tree..
MD3 Christmas's Rock..
Andyd D Told Me The Size Of His C**k...
I Was'nt That Impressed...
Then He Asked Me The Size Of My Breast...
The Forums Are Cool..
So's Admin Paul..
People Play From All Over The World..
Young Or Old..
Theres Scammers
Some People Have Horrible Manners!
Remember Ruffy?
Wasn't He A Toughy?
Dave Made The Game..
Lunatic Did The Same..
Kylekid Posts lots Of News..
While Scotsman Goes And Woe's
Some People Post Crap In The Fourum..
They Say Insults Like "Your Mum!"
People Train There Stats..
So They Can Kick The s**t Out Of T**ts
TDC Is The Best Gang..
I'm Not A Fan..
If I Win This Compitition
I'll Go A Fishin..
With Drew As My B*tch..(I Love Him Really)
You Might Think I'm A Witch..
But Really I'm Alright...
Unless Ofcourse You Want A F*CKING FIGHT!?
FIN -
Im in Nemesis' one !
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P.S
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Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body
Skin to skin
When it gets hard
stick it in -
E-nie... me-nie... mi-nie...mo
if I don't win I'll just say DOH !!! -
as time passes
leaving in the shadows what
was known as yesterday
we transcend
from what we were
to who we are destine to become
surpassing temptations that recoil
our forward progression
venturing broad horizons
we strive for success
superceding thoughts of failure
cradling triumph as it were new life
driven by internal fortitude
gives me strength and clarity
to look forth tommorow
cascading my spirit into glorified splendor
keeping untarnishable faith and knowledge
guides my light
allowing me to see
who i am today ...inspiration to those that give up.. dont... sorry if im getting sentimental .im jay z damnit -
123 baby abc 123 abc baby me and you know
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Level 1 just starting out
finding what md3 was all about
no weapon shoes or any money
someone killed me to be funny
in the hossie now for twenty
wanting revenge but can't get any
I'll keep that name here on my shitlist
when someone hits me i really get pissed
Level up and save my cash
increase my stats and weapons stash
vote for points mug and steal
look for gangsters I can kill
to other people it seems absurd
"how fun can it be its only words"
no graphics, bullets blood and gore
but i just play it more and more.
and now with this final breath
I say out loud mafia death. -
Been a while since I started this game.
Wanted to grow big and enjoy the fame.
Thought it was fun to play a mobster.
Kill some bitches that are eating lobster.
But yet again, my thoughts were wrong.
Altho this game did feel like a place where I could belong.
I made some friends, got hooked up in a gang.
Got loaned a gun felt like I was the man...
Got a bit happy and went on a rampage...
Got killed by a bunny and boo'ed off stage.
Then I went and started to train,
got used to the forums on MD2, my main.
Then on MD3 I started to play as well,
Joined Malice and things were going swell...
I soon learned that MD was full of fun,
and that it wasn't just about shooting your gun.
I learned that over half the girls aren't what they say,
but that they googled some boobs to get guys to pay.
Some beg and try to get things for free...
Just because they pretend to have no wee-wee.
Funny thing is, it actually works,
they google pics so guys get hard gurks.
And then they teasinly play with their mind,
while the victim doesn't know "she" could take him from behind..
Anyways, I'm going off track,
And it's getting late and I need to hit the sack.
To get to the point, MD is a cool game,
I love my friends, and don't really care about the fame...
As long as you enjoy the game you play,
there is actually not much to say...
Except take joy in the people you meet,
and just ignore the smell on the forums from Bosco's feet (hehe, sorry Bosco). -
What else could I do in a year?
Speak to family, girlfriends or have some beer
Fuck that, I want stat, go on the forum and be a twat
Oh shit Shakes levelling, he's getting near, best go the markets and buy some gear
Drugs, Mugs and Man Hugs - MD3 is a funny place, STFU you fucking disgrace
Defence whore, PM ignore; yes I've been here before
What would I leave the MD3 band? Only to go and piss on fucking Sexyland!
Mr Men -
MD3 is not in a tree;
MD3 can be played for free;
Wars, whores, snores, and bores;
Joys, toys, noise, and ploys;
Fun, run, gun, no sun;
Cunts, bunts, punts, and runts;
All of these things comprise;
Something special in my eyes;
A place with no definite face;
Though this is not always the case;
Treason, plot, and betrayal are near;
But never thou fear;
the drama is here;
The server known from coast to coast;
Along with taters, steak, and toast;
Kicking ass and taking names;
Nobody knows who is to blame;
One thing known both far and wide;
This one thing can turn the tide;
This one thing is known for sure;
MD3 is not for the pure. -
OH, MD3, OH MD3, WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE
WOULD BE BORING
OH, MD3, OH MD3, MUCH PLEASURE DO YOU BRING TO ME.
FOR EVERYDAY THAT I CAN SIGN IN, AND DO LUCKY DIP AND SEARCH DOWNTOWN.
OH, MD3, OH MD3, WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE WOULD BE BORING! -
This is closed now, the winner will be announced soon