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MD3 Birthday Bonanza Poetry Competition !!

  1. Sheridan Bachhuber @ 16 Dec 2008 05:06:37 PM
    There once was a man from nantuckett...

    he said MD poetry can suck it...
  2. FreeHits @ 16 Dec 2008 05:08:57 PM
    I Do Love MD3, Because It Makes Me Slightly Horney.
    Everybody is funny.
    Theres lots of bunnies!
    Mad scotsmans fit
    I've Seen His Left T*t..
    The Levels Vary
    Scotsmans face Is Quite Hairy
    MOst People Are Friendly
    The Others Offend Me.
    Theres Coloured Names...
    People With Stupid Names..
    And People Who Can't Afford Names..
    You Have To Level And Gain Money..
    Behind The Advent Calender Theres A Reindeer And A Tree..
    MD3 Christmas's Rock..
    Andyd D Told Me The Size Of His C**k...
    I Was'nt That Impressed...
    Then He Asked Me The Size Of My Breast...
    The Forums Are Cool..
    So's Admin Paul..
    People Play From All Over The World..
    Young Or Old..
    Theres Scammers :sad:
    Some People Have Horrible Manners!
    Remember Ruffy?
    Wasn't He A Toughy?
    Dave Made The Game..
    Lunatic Did The Same..
    Kylekid Posts lots Of News..
    While Scotsman Goes And Woe's
    Some People Post Crap In The Fourum..
    They Say Insults Like "Your Mum!"
    People Train There Stats..
    So They Can Kick The s**t Out Of T**ts
    TDC Is The Best Gang..
    I'm Not A Fan..
    If I Win This Compitition
    I'll Go A Fishin..
    With Drew As My B*tch..(I Love Him Really)
    You Might Think I'm A Witch..
    But Really I'm Alright...
    Unless Ofcourse You Want A F*CKING FIGHT!?




    FIN
  3. Thanh Buchal @ 16 Dec 2008 07:32:05 PM
    Im in Nemesis' one ! :razz:
  4. Thanh Buchal @ 16 Dec 2008 07:32:22 PM
    P.S :mwah:
  5. billybadass @ 16 Dec 2008 08:02:14 PM
    Roses are red
    Nuts are brown
    Skirts go up
    Pants go down
    Body to body
    Skin to skin
    When it gets hard
    stick it in
  6. Shantae Mauceri @ 16 Dec 2008 08:37:12 PM
    E-nie... me-nie... mi-nie...mo
    if I don't win I'll just say DOH !!!
  7. Neva Kreutzbender @ 16 Dec 2008 10:11:21 PM
    as time passes
    leaving in the shadows what
    was known as yesterday
    we transcend
    from what we were
    to who we are destine to become
    surpassing temptations that recoil
    our forward progression
    venturing broad horizons
    we strive for success
    superceding thoughts of failure
    cradling triumph as it were new life
    driven by internal fortitude
    gives me strength and clarity
    to look forth tommorow
    cascading my spirit into glorified splendor
    keeping untarnishable faith and knowledge
    guides my light
    allowing me to see
    who i am today ...inspiration to those that give up.. dont... sorry if im getting sentimental .im jay z damnit
  8. Genevie Knauf @ 16 Dec 2008 10:12:54 PM
    123 baby abc 123 abc baby me and you know
  9. Estelle Spurgin @ 16 Dec 2008 10:40:03 PM
    Level 1 just starting out
    finding what md3 was all about
    no weapon shoes or any money
    someone killed me to be funny
    in the hossie now for twenty
    wanting revenge but can't get any
    I'll keep that name here on my shitlist
    when someone hits me i really get pissed

    Level up and save my cash
    increase my stats and weapons stash
    vote for points mug and steal
    look for gangsters I can kill
    to other people it seems absurd
    "how fun can it be its only words"
    no graphics, bullets blood and gore
    but i just play it more and more.
    and now with this final breath
    I say out loud mafia death.
  10. Roselyn Harer @ 16 Dec 2008 11:23:05 PM
    Been a while since I started this game.
    Wanted to grow big and enjoy the fame.

    Thought it was fun to play a mobster.
    Kill some bitches that are eating lobster.

    But yet again, my thoughts were wrong.
    Altho this game did feel like a place where I could belong.

    I made some friends, got hooked up in a gang.
    Got loaned a gun felt like I was the man...

    Got a bit happy and went on a rampage...
    Got killed by a bunny and boo'ed off stage.

    Then I went and started to train,
    got used to the forums on MD2, my main.

    Then on MD3 I started to play as well,
    Joined Malice and things were going swell...

    I soon learned that MD was full of fun,
    and that it wasn't just about shooting your gun.

    I learned that over half the girls aren't what they say,
    but that they googled some boobs to get guys to pay.

    Some beg and try to get things for free...
    Just because they pretend to have no wee-wee.

    Funny thing is, it actually works,
    they google pics so guys get hard gurks.

    And then they teasinly play with their mind,
    while the victim doesn't know "she" could take him from behind..

    Anyways, I'm going off track,
    And it's getting late and I need to hit the sack.

    To get to the point, MD is a cool game,
    I love my friends, and don't really care about the fame...

    As long as you enjoy the game you play,
    there is actually not much to say...

    Except take joy in the people you meet,
    and just ignore the smell on the forums from Bosco's feet (hehe, sorry Bosco).
  11. Louie Kimminau @ 16 Dec 2008 11:47:35 PM
    What else could I do in a year?

    Speak to family, girlfriends or have some beer

    Fuck that, I want stat, go on the forum and be a twat

    Oh shit Shakes levelling, he's getting near, best go the markets and buy some gear

    Drugs, Mugs and Man Hugs - MD3 is a funny place, STFU you fucking disgrace

    Defence whore, PM ignore; yes I've been here before

    What would I leave the MD3 band? Only to go and piss on fucking Sexyland!

    Mr Men
  12. Nikki Eckel @ 17 Dec 2008 12:45:41 AM
    MD3 is not in a tree;
    MD3 can be played for free;
    Wars, whores, snores, and bores;
    Joys, toys, noise, and ploys;
    Fun, run, gun, no sun;
    Cunts, bunts, punts, and runts;
    All of these things comprise;
    Something special in my eyes;
    A place with no definite face;
    Though this is not always the case;
    Treason, plot, and betrayal are near;
    But never thou fear;
    the drama is here;
    The server known from coast to coast;
    Along with taters, steak, and toast;
    Kicking ass and taking names;
    Nobody knows who is to blame;
    One thing known both far and wide;
    This one thing can turn the tide;
    This one thing is known for sure;
    MD3 is not for the pure.
  13. Silence_ikillyou @ 17 Dec 2008 12:47:50 AM
    OH, MD3, OH MD3, WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE
    WOULD BE BORING
    OH, MD3, OH MD3, MUCH PLEASURE DO YOU BRING TO ME.
    FOR EVERYDAY THAT I CAN SIGN IN, AND DO LUCKY DIP AND SEARCH DOWNTOWN.
    OH, MD3, OH MD3, WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE WOULD BE BORING!
  14. ~~~Lurk~~~ @ 17 Dec 2008 01:50:17 AM
    This is closed now, the winner will be announced soon :smile: