After several cups of coffee and much deliberation, I'm very pleased to announce that we've reached a decision on the winners of both competitions ! YAY!!!
First, the poetry comp...
In first place with 5000 points is
with this entry:
I went to a real hospital,
after a real nasty fall.
I spent weeks on crutches,
dispair was my call.
Sitting at home nursing my wrecked knee,
A casual google showed me a game called MD.
I started on two, playing all the time.
Muggings, hits and prison after the crime.
I couldn't get enough as the game took hold,
My girlfriend got mad and my computer got old.
She gave me a choice, MD two or me,
She's still with me now 'cos now I play three.
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Second place with 2500 points was
with this entry:
I'm loging into MD3
Doing crimes before my killing spree
Gotta get some more exp.
Eyes are tired
Hand is numb
No more training today for me
Click on the forums
Lets see whats up
Fuck the rest, head to general chat
Shut the fuck up, get the hell out
Yell the cunts of MD3
To those that have no clout.
Scumbags, n00bs
the chics with dicks
Of course, spam once again
Kinda tired, time to go
Wait, oh nice
theres one last mug
Happy Bitrhday Cunts
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And in third place with 1000 points was
Ahh, were can I start?
Oh! I know!
At the smell of Baby Shrekky's fart.
So, join me and let's go!
Eddie's stats are up to the sky..
And the random moments of Let's Get High.
Danabel, the woman that can make you imagine things with the wink of an eye.
Akasha, MD3's lurking forum whore..
That sexy GM, let's find out more..
Catch, the one that changes names..
And Kia, the sexy car playing an online game?!
BL4UWE, our gay cowboy.
With his pink hat, is a boytoy.
Let's move on, shall we?
MAD Scots, with his bad memory..
Lib, the robot that stinks at points, but cannot smell..
Our lovely enchanted princess, Sara Belle.
Changing subjects, to animals..
Carrot The dog, the one who needs to be tranquiled.
It is she who's sometimes a he...
We shall call 'it' a SHEMALE!...Miss Indy!
How can we forget ShotInTheDark?
Sometimes his idiotic statements make that ogre seem smart.
Talk about Rusty and Neuro, the ones that don’t need to be beckoned,
The ones who are unexpected, and can jump into a thread in a second!
What about our own Mr. K?
He can be a bitch to shitlisted people, but can also be okay.
Look at RedMarko!
His red name was stolen so many times!
But, you don’t haven’t heard him complain in a while!
Indeed, owning Dana is the job of Stare…
But, our own beloved Big Boy is for sale..
Chubby, with his awesome suggestion,
What happened to our crackhead Peter Griffin?!
Dibley, the one who’s picky when he donated..
And Millo, the guy who says his awesomeness is self-originated…
Cooties! We found Devils…
The sexy ass that has the attitude of a rebel!
Not much of a lurker, we have Kenpachi!
If I forgot anybody, I’m sorry..
But something we all have in common,
Is the celebration of the birthday of MD3!
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The quality of the entries were very high and finding winners was not easy I can tell you... So well done to you all!!!
Stay tuned !!! Photo Competition winners will be announced very soon too
- MAD Scotsman
