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Boink boink
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That's you going up and down on a cock, good joke.
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You fantasise about cock too much
Joke just became you
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I don't understand it
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Do you by any chance know anyone who interacts with farm animals often? We should ask them! *oink oink*
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You think they like BOARing holes?
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A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Farmer's Weekly. He looked up from the page and said to her,
"Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied,
"Oh yes? Prove it."
He frowned for a moment, then said, "Okay."
He then got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About a half an hour later, he returned all tired and sweaty and proclaimed,
"Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig was squealing, I couldn't be sure." -
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I'm gonna wait for the tears then we'll probably get banned for this
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•[COT] CrispyEatsDog attacked you and won. You lost $3,600.18 Jul 2018, 4:16am
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Awwww a racist fucktard touched me *oink oink* -
[COT] CrispyEatsDogAttacked by [BDU] Mrs. Piggy.19
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Aww poor farmer can't even afford a kit