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Before I submit my application I'd like to better understand some of your house rules and policies
1. You all seem incredibly queer. Now, as a man who doesn't conform to social norms and regularly flaunts his penis for all to see, will I be safe from wandering eyes and groping hands?
2. I've taken lately to comparing people to sandwiches. It's my unwavering belief that the sandwiches we eat are an insight into our very souls and with this in mind, would it be frowned upon if I started poking about between your buns and bread?
3. I've known many of you a great deal of time and therefor it will come as no surprise to hear I dislike a good many of you. My loathing ranges from mild annoyance to absolute disgust and I'm curious as to whether me sharing my bile for you scumbags will affect our already tenuous relationships. -
No, yes, no. Any other questions?
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The thoughts of the monkey interest me not. Bring me the organ grinder
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What's the monkey? Should I be offended?
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What's your favourite sandwich Dino?
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I don't think I have one
Cucumber, tomato, hummus is good
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Dear god, I wish I'd never asked
Oh well, l'll consult my 'What your sandwich says about you' guide and return later with your character assessment -
This sandwich would suggest it's consumer is a trend following hipster who values style of substance. These quirky fillings whilst satisfying neither appetite nor taste bud, serve only to glorify the sarnie snafflers fascination with the hip and cool. Closer examination of the subject is recommended. First impressions however indicate this man is a disgrace.
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Just bugger off Crip. Nobody likes you except all those people who voted for you in 2013 and everyone else.
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Oh to be liked
Do we all subconsciously crave approval? Are our hateful persona's a subterfuge?
Bugger off Wish -
Never. You bugger off.
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Bugs are fun
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You obviously do not work as a software engineer.
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You're obviously not an entomologist
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This clan has never formally thanked me for dragging them from obscurity into the higher realms of MD relevance.
I await my due