The Story of How Mafiadeath Came About
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Once upon a time two men named Mr. T and Chuck Norris decided to make a baby
They some how made a baby because Australia is weird and can do those kind of things.
The baby was born 17 ½ months later (remember Australia is weird), they named the baby Dave. Dave was an ambitious young baby, at 3 1/2 months Dave owned 3 brothels in Australia; he was a multi millionaire; until one day when he was about 15 years old his amazing life of fast cars fast women and fast money came to a screaming halt. His 15th wife divorced him, the one he thought he would love forever so he didn’t bother having her signing a pre-nup. This was his worst mistake; she left him with only 15 million and cardboard box for his home. Dave then started abusing alcohol, and one horrible night 3 days after his 16th birthday he was driving drunk in one of those big cities in Australia (I don’t know what they are) and hit an old man, a man of the age of 98, who was in all irrelevance a pimp. Dave lost his 15 million in a law suit and all he had was his cardboard box. Dave turned to a life of crime, started pick pocketing grannies, mugging whores, and tramps. But one day he tried to mug this one whore, and when he went to mug her, it turned out to be a him, that transvestites name was Paul. They ended up talking and going out for coffee, Paul had a great idea for a game on the internet, and Dave liked it. But there was a problem; Paul didn’t have a computer in his Small Estate. Dave said they could start it up on his (Dave’s cardboard box went to a secret tunnel that housed computer servers, lots of computers and even more p0rn). Paul and Dave found some homeless guy on the street talking about the end of the world and the devil, the kidnapped him to make him their slave. This homeless guys name was Kyle; a computer technician who was put out of work by zombies. They told him he could earn his freedom if he makes them a game on the internet that brings in large amounts of profit. Kyle was shackled and beat by Dave and Paul, until one day they decided to let him go. Kyle decided to stay employed only if his little sister Poison could be an admin on the game Dave and Paul decided to allow this for more profit. Dave and Paul eventually moved to a Large Private Island where they brought in fast women and fast cars. Kyle was fed up with Dave and Pauls usage of cocaine and magic beans so he decided to quit and become a nun (in Australia men can become nuns) by this time Dave was at the rip old age of 21, and he was beginning to grow tired and weary, he got a rare disease called Tookymachsassaine Traumatic Syndrome or TTS. TTS affects the right foot, and make him kick people in the face. Dave and Paul started going to therapy together, while they let MD sit, they checked in once in a while, but they were mostly busy snorting cocaine and getting Dave’s TTS in order. This is the end of the story for now, who know maybe Paul will turn out to be a ninja or a T-Rex, you will just have to use your imagination until I decide to write some more.
