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WHO WANTS TO WIN AN LPI?

  1. [D†P] CriPpLeR™ @ 25 May 2014 10:31:53 PM
    I suppose we should Dana

    Myself and Quik share a fractured history and that's perhaps why she gifted me this account. The irony of this gift is of twisted fascination but much like stumbling across any river, you of course feel compelled to follow it to it's source.

    An OG cursed with the responsibility of nurturing this account, he might murder the world in seeing just that. No humour either I'm afraid, there's little mirth in writing bullshit 30 minutes shy of midnight.

    Competition qualified :shoopdawhoop:
  2. **DanaBel** @ 26 May 2014 12:04:30 AM
    Well, here it goes then... (please forgive me if you read this as I had never written a poem before!!!)

    #3

    Noob Failzors

    A long long time ago
    searching the web for some fun
    I found a link to Mafia Death
    Signed in to take a glare

    Few days I had to learn
    and to develop my will,
    to mug some bastards
    and enjoy the kill

    Many mobsters I have met
    Some were messy, some were fun
    but only one made me impressed
    the mobster's name was Stare

    He was only lurking around
    So mysterious and so damn serious
    a killer with no words or face
    his high profile was scary

    No idea what to do,
    facing hossy all night long
    I got busted once by Stare
    who brought me to what I call home

    joined TDC to see it through
    there I found so much lust
    Fine mobsters all around
    Shake and Akasha were so loud

    Puppy barking in the forum
    many fights with Mr. K
    Carrot and Red Marko
    would make rain my sunny day

    But there always was Stare
    protecting me everywhere
    and he gave some sweet thongs
    I couldn't wear them anywhere

    Now he's just a simple noob
    living in a small land plot
    he will only send me noodz
    if he has a better spot

    Being a noob isn't easy
    I've been there before
    but if Dave gives him an LPI
    for Dave he'll give some pot


    :facepalm:
    Stare, you should send me noodz now!!!
  3. [D†P] CriPpLeR™ @ 26 May 2014 12:17:03 AM
    That right there merits an LPI. I shit you not.



  4. **DanaBel** @ 26 May 2014 01:32:36 AM
    :razz::mwah:
  5. stare284 @ 26 May 2014 01:17:48 PM
    :shy:
  6. Hooker @ 26 May 2014 02:53:15 PM
    Don't know how I'd compete with **DanaBel** so I'm
    glad I didn't pick task #3!

    For task # 2 here is great picture of Gantz

    HE'S SO CUTE




  7. Macabre @ 26 May 2014 04:49:18 PM
    And this is why having too many nominations isn't always in your favor!

    I only see 3 people for the LMS.... sad... all you slackers should be ashamed of yourselves!:weh:

    I'll be back in an hour or so and get this started... I have consolation prizes for the 2 runner ups!

  8. [T~K] Admin K. Rool @ 26 May 2014 05:22:09 PM
  9. Macabre @ 26 May 2014 10:47:43 PM
    Thank you to the 4 people who participated!

    1 Quikstix
    nominations
    - 1

    2 Stare
    nominations
    - 3

    3 gantz
    nominations
    - 2

    4 Manny
    nominations
    - 2

    Prizes are as follows:

    4th runner up will receive 5K points.
    3rd Runner up will receive 5K points.
    2nd place will receive the money for an LPI
    Winner will receive the money for an LPI and an LIM.

    This will be fast, I will draw the numbers and then list the winners in one post!

    All winners will need to file a support ticket for payment.

    Off I go to a number generator! :fistpump:
  10. Macabre @ 26 May 2014 10:53:46 PM
    I used Random.org.

    The numbers were randomly drawn in this order:

    1 - 4th runner up
    3 - 3rd runner up
    4 - 2nd Place
    2 - Winner!

    Congratz to everyone! :ice:

    Congratz to the winners and please file your support tickets!
  11. stare284 @ 26 May 2014 11:08:39 PM
    Thank you Dana!
    Thank you Shenanigans.
  12. **DanaBel** @ 26 May 2014 11:17:34 PM
    :smile:
    Thanks Shenanigans! :delight:
  13. Bitgod @ 27 May 2014 12:05:40 AM
    where was i on the list? :nut:
  14. stare284 @ 27 May 2014 12:10:05 AM
    Bitgod the ones whom nominated you have failed to complete the tasks given in the allotted time given I believe which is why you are not listed in the results.
  15. Bitgod @ 27 May 2014 12:11:54 AM
    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? :fury::fury::fury::fury::fury::fury::fury::fury::fury: