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I suppose we should Dana
Myself and Quik share a fractured history and that's perhaps why she gifted me this account. The irony of this gift is of twisted fascination but much like stumbling across any river, you of course feel compelled to follow it to it's source.
An OG cursed with the responsibility of nurturing this account, he might murder the world in seeing just that. No humour either I'm afraid, there's little mirth in writing bullshit 30 minutes shy of midnight.
Competition qualified -
Well, here it goes then... (please forgive me if you read this as I had never written a poem before!!!)
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Noob Failzors
A long long time ago
searching the web for some fun
I found a link to Mafia Death
Signed in to take a glare
Few days I had to learn
and to develop my will,
to mug some bastards
and enjoy the kill
Many mobsters I have met
Some were messy, some were fun
but only one made me impressed
the mobster's name was Stare
He was only lurking around
So mysterious and so damn serious
a killer with no words or face
his high profile was scary
No idea what to do,
facing hossy all night long
I got busted once by Stare
who brought me to what I call home
joined TDC to see it through
there I found so much lust
Fine mobsters all around
Shake and Akasha were so loud
Puppy barking in the forum
many fights with Mr. K
Carrot and Red Marko
would make rain my sunny day
But there always was Stare
protecting me everywhere
and he gave some sweet thongs
I couldn't wear them anywhere
Now he's just a simple noob
living in a small land plot
he will only send me noodz
if he has a better spot
Being a noob isn't easy
I've been there before
but if Dave gives him an LPI
for Dave he'll give some pot
Stare, you should send me noodz now!!! -
That right there merits an LPI. I shit you not.
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Don't know how I'd compete with **DanaBel** so I'm
glad I didn't pick task #3!
For task # 2 here is great picture of Gantz
HE'S SO CUTE
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And this is why having too many nominations isn't always in your favor!
I only see 3 people for the LMS.... sad... all you slackers should be ashamed of yourselves!
I'll be back in an hour or so and get this started... I have consolation prizes for the 2 runner ups!
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Thank you to the 4 people who participated!
1 Quikstix
nominations
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2 Stare
nominations
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3 gantz
nominations
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4 Manny
nominations
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Prizes are as follows:
4th runner up will receive 5K points.
3rd Runner up will receive 5K points.
2nd place will receive the money for an LPI
Winner will receive the money for an LPI and an LIM.
This will be fast, I will draw the numbers and then list the winners in one post!
All winners will need to file a support ticket for payment.
Off I go to a number generator! -
I used Random.org.
The numbers were randomly drawn in this order:
1 - 4th runner up
3 - 3rd runner up
4 - 2nd Place
2 - Winner!
Congratz to everyone!
Congratz to the winners and please file your support tickets! -
Thank you Dana!
Thank you Shenanigans. -
Thanks Shenanigans!
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where was i on the list?
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Bitgod the ones whom nominated you have failed to complete the tasks given in the allotted time given I believe which is why you are not listed in the results.
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?