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Quote: Get ready to be buttered up, 'cause Corn Capone's gonna pop you like a kernel! Rating: 4 |
| Name: | [L~W] Corn Capone | Language: |  English (AU) |
| Type: | Respected Mobster | HP: | 1,000 / 1,000 [100%] |
| Gender: | Male | Battles: | 113 |
| Level: | 20 | Crimes: | 1,409 |
| Prison (Caught): | 0 | Forum Posts: | 0 |
| Prison (Busts): | 0 | Money: | $0 |
| Age: | 364 days | Last Active: | 308d 17h 37m |
| Gang: | Legacy Wars (member for 335 days) | Online: | |
| Land: | Alleyway | House: | Cardboard Box |
| City: | Phoenix | Status: | - |
| Referred By: | - |
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Listen up, all you corn-suckers and stalk-walkers! I'm Corn Capone, the corn on the cob incarnation of the legendary gangster himself. I'm here to show you that the cobfather's legacy can transcend the mortal realm. Just like the real Al Capone, I've got the street smarts, the swagger, and a maize-laden empire that stretches as far as the eye can see.
Back in the day, Capone ruled Chicago with an iron husk, but I've taken it a step further. I control the entire "Kernels" family, an underworld organization where loyalty is as strong as the silk on a freshly picked ear of corn. I've bootlegged barrels of high-quality "Hoochcorn" moonshine, turning every shady speakeasy into a cornucopia of debauchery. My corny charisma and smooth-talking style have made me the most feared and revered corn in the game.
When it comes to corn-crime history, nobody can hold a cob to me. I've pulled off daring heists like the infamous "Stalk Street Massacre," where I swiped a shipment of genetically enhanced golden kernels. I've orchestrated political scandals, bribing cob-gressmen to pass favorable laws for the cobsters. And just like Capone himself, I've always managed to stay one step ahead of the buttery hands of justice.
So, watch your ears, because Corn Capone's on the scene, ready to pop off like a kernel in a hot skillet. Think you can outsmart the cobfather? Don't husk with me, or you'll find yourself creamed, corn-style.
Back in the day, Capone ruled Chicago with an iron husk, but I've taken it a step further. I control the entire "Kernels" family, an underworld organization where loyalty is as strong as the silk on a freshly picked ear of corn. I've bootlegged barrels of high-quality "Hoochcorn" moonshine, turning every shady speakeasy into a cornucopia of debauchery. My corny charisma and smooth-talking style have made me the most feared and revered corn in the game.
When it comes to corn-crime history, nobody can hold a cob to me. I've pulled off daring heists like the infamous "Stalk Street Massacre," where I swiped a shipment of genetically enhanced golden kernels. I've orchestrated political scandals, bribing cob-gressmen to pass favorable laws for the cobsters. And just like Capone himself, I've always managed to stay one step ahead of the buttery hands of justice.
So, watch your ears, because Corn Capone's on the scene, ready to pop off like a kernel in a hot skillet. Think you can outsmart the cobfather? Don't husk with me, or you'll find yourself creamed, corn-style.
