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  1. [BD2] wizmur. @ 08 Mar 2015 11:59:45 PM
    That shore was a frog strangler.
  2. β„’WARMACHINEβ„’ @ 21 Mar 2015 06:34:05 AM
    :rolleyes:
  3. Michael Westen @ 16 May 2015 05:14:26 PM
    Being around rednecks all my life, wth is that toes:nut:

  4. [BD2] wizmur. @ 16 May 2015 07:09:15 PM
    a heavy rain:haha:
  5. Michael Westen @ 17 May 2015 05:27:20 AM
    Ones I been around called it a real turd floater:haha:
  6. [BD2] wizmur. @ 03 Jun 2015 05:17:17 PM
    ''jeet yet?'' saw this on a Buc-ee's billboard the other day :hmm:
  7. [~?~] δΉƒπ’β„•Δπ•š 🐸 @ 26 Jul 2015 09:20:08 AM
    he's my cuz
  8. [BD2] wizmur. @ 25 Sep 2015 05:01:27 PM
    Bindi that's just regular ol' "muikan engrish....good try though mate:wink:
  9. [~?~] δΉƒπ’β„•Δπ•š 🐸 @ 22 Oct 2015 12:14:37 AM
    :sad:
  10. [BD2] wizmur. @ 21 Nov 2015 02:16:31 AM
    you can put your boots in the oven. but that don't make em' biscuits
  11. [~?~] δΉƒπ’β„•Δπ•š 🐸 @ 31 Dec 2015 10:55:16 PM
  12. [~?~] δΉƒπ’β„•Δπ•š 🐸 @ 31 Dec 2015 10:58:17 PM
    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris, Tennessee. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.Hillbilly Drunks

    The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his truck and trailer and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally, he got into the car and started the engine, switched the wipers on and off - it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

    'I seriously doubt it', said the truly proud Hillbilly. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
  13. [~?~] δΉƒπ’β„•Δπ•š 🐸 @ 11 Nov 2016 02:49:42 AM
  14. [D†P] ShittyG @ 30 Aug 2021 07:39:59 PM
    :sick:
  15. [#14] pendingKill @ 21 Feb 2022 10:58:05 PM
    y'all