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  1. Corn Consigliere @ 20 May 2023 08:15:41 PM
    There was once a man
    He owned a fan
    He likes his ham
    But he hates spam
    One day he walked into a frying pan
    It went bamm

    His favourite day was Monday
    He always thought it was a fun day
    But one day it was a Sunday
    He hated Sunday
    But thought just one day
    It would then be a Monday

    He owned a truck
    It was where he had his first fuck
    But not with a girl
    But his mother Pearl

    The police eventually found out
    She was sentenced and on the way out
    A bout a flu
    No it was not
    She was battered and bruised from head to foot
    One day she went kaput

    This is the end of our friends story
    The end :haha:
  2. [T~K] ɃØ$ȻØ ™= Cunt @ 20 May 2023 08:23:56 PM
    Who is this man :shifty:
  3. Corn Consigliere @ 20 May 2023 08:26:32 PM
    Bob a job
  4. [~?~] 乃𝐢ℕĐ𝕚 🐸 @ 20 May 2023 08:51:01 PM
    Let me tell you a story about a man name Paul
    A poor computer coder barely had a door
    Then one day he made a game with Dave
    And suddenly md was all the rave

    Next thing you know old Paul’s a billionaire
    The kinfolk said Paul move away from there
    Said London is the place you ought to be
    But somehow Paul got stuck up a tree
  5. Corn Consigliere @ 21 May 2023 02:58:57 AM
    Who's Don Pumpkinoso. Why is he stuck up a tree though :shock:
  6. [~?~] ★彡 ѕ𝓀𝐲β𝕝Ữ€ 彡★ @ 21 May 2023 03:15:26 AM
    Maybe a rabid dog was after him:haha:
  7. [H~I] Sawyer @ 02 Jun 2023 01:46:40 AM
    So what happened next to the man :shifty:
  8. [T~K] MiSteR ImPoStOr @ 02 Jun 2023 02:22:33 AM
    He identified as pan
  9. [~?~] ★彡 ѕ𝓀𝐲β𝕝Ữ€ 彡★ @ 02 Jun 2023 03:40:25 AM
    and someone used him to cook sausages.
  10. [#14] ǫᴜᴀᴄᴋǫᴜᴀᴄᴋ™ @ 02 Jun 2023 07:04:41 AM
    got any grapes?
  11. Dave @ 02 Jun 2023 07:16:28 AM
    Nah, he just sells lemonade, but its cold and its fresh and its all homemade
  12. [H~I] Sawyer @ 02 Jun 2023 07:24:43 AM
    Dave you just wanted to show off your new name! :mad:
  13. [~?~] Triceratops @ 02 Jun 2023 07:39:34 AM
    That is a good name
  14. [#14] ǫᴜᴀᴄᴋǫᴜᴀᴄᴋ™ @ 02 Jun 2023 07:57:10 AM
    [i]Dave @ 02 Jun 2023 07:16:28 AM
    Nah, he just sells lemonade, but its cold and its fresh and its all homemade[/i]

    class="display-name bounce"
  15. Dave @ 02 Jun 2023 08:00:23 AM
    Dave you just wanted to show off your new name!

    I actually just wanted to show off my knowledge of obscure songs from the internet :haha: