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My father passed recently so to honor him, I’d like to give you all some points.
Just post a dad joke and you’ll get some points!
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Sorry to hear that Pip..
What pronouns did Michael Jackson use?
He He
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If lightning strikes an orchestra, who's it likely to hit first?
The conductor
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What did the janitor tell when he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!!
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How many tickles does it take to cheer up an octopus?
Ten tickles
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What’s blue and not very heavy?
Light blue
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in a situation..
Mother fly and baby fly are eating poop..
The baby fly asked her mother "mother why do we always eat poop? and her mother replied, "don't say dirty things while eating"..
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What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
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Sorry to hear!
"What do you call a fake noodle?" "An impasta."
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my condolences
anyway..
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
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Sending good energy over to you and yours!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HD M I
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my condolences pip
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
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What do you call a singing computer?
A Dell
Why did Adele cross the road?
So she could say "Hello" from the other side
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Sorry to hear that pip.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
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How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on what they are changing it into,
