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i dont know what size to make it to fit this lol
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one more try
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http://soundcloud.com/bassmaster/mafiadeath-project
Just made a crap song, realised it didn't fit what i needed, so added the word Mafiadeath
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think i will enter
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Waking up, the player wipes away the crust from the inside of their eyes.
Stepping over the mess in their room, they make their way to the computer.
As they start their computer, the anticipation mounts.
Double-click Internet Explorer, Favourites, MD, Enter log-in.
Staring at the four numbers, their eyes slowly adjust to the light and they enter the numbers 4-6-0-5.
Gang Mail (new)
Mailbox (0)
Events (4)
The anticipation builds, however, the thought of what might have happened in the forums overnight is too much to pass up.
One quick train, a few crimes and the forums and general chat is open.
The phone rings; the topics are many and the possibilities for a funny retort are too much to leave.
A second ring; Who could have posted in Vik's newest noob thrashing thread
A third ring; The player continues their search for a forum-goer to kill
The answering machine picks up; AHA there's Kay trying to be tough again, hover, hover, CLICK.
The message: "Listen here you fuck, it's me or that game, take your pick, *SLAM*"
A moment of realization follows and the player goes to town, a quick search reveals some money and "YES" 50 points.
"More for me to train with my pet!"
"Here goes nothing" The player thinks out loud
Lottery (points)......
"ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS!!!! how does that son of a bitch Mugger Lee win every time...this is fuckin rigged"
The moment of anger subsides returning the room to its regular murky composure.
Another 16 hours of training and forum posts.
"Fuck! Forgot about the girlfriend.... Whatever."
The player returns to bed.
Confessions of an MDer -
ID 105619
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A little logo type thing I made. Or also could be a tshirt design

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Dear Poison,
Why are you so mean to me? You continue to have my feelings when all I do is give you my love. Like that day I sent you flowers and you burned them and spread ashes of them on Paceland. Now all you do is demean me and inwb me and i do not appreciate it. When will you love to love me like i love you? I long for the day I can hold you in my arms and whisper sweet nothings... *insert heart* Sincerely, Dave -
Fucking auto log out SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'M NOT A FUCKING COMPUTER STOP GIVING ME CAPCHA CODES
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A cat falls in the lake, a rooster laughs at the cat.
Moral of the story, A wet pussy makes a happy cock :)
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--- If you're going to draw something adult-themed, you must mail those entries to myself with the title, "ART COMPETITION" all in capital letters.
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How much shemale porn do you think Dave has received?