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Rules are simple
1. One line action
2. One line phrase
3. One line sound if required
I'll start
*Walks down alleyway*
[empty bottle clatters on the ground]
"who is there?" -
*Dave appears*
[Dave whispers anxiously]
"you're still here??" -
*Dave deletes MD*
"Oops, my bad"
[Dave laughs evilly] -
Uhh yea can we have less retarded role plays?
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*Everyone starts playing MD2*
[MD2 is so happy]
"We always knew Dave loves us the most" -
*everyone playing MD2 doesn't respond to mails and realises that they are all npc*
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GLUB -
*takes a left half way down alleyway*
[sounds of music grows loud and muffles as the door opens and closes]
"hey guys does anyone know if you can drown fish in water?" -
1. "the nightclub's partygoers throw banana peels they just happen to be holding at the asker of such a retarded question
2. [one banana peel lands under the feet of a blonde, who is wearing an absolutely short as fuck black leather skirt, just as her feet is about to touch the ground]
3. "ouch, my ass!! Ohhhh mmuuuu gawd can anyone take me home?!?!?"
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*looks at party goers who threw the banana peels and grabs them by the collars and throws them out*
[some dumb blonde with tiny mini skirt and loose deseased ridden cunt is wailing in the back ground pretending to be hurt so she can pass the STDs]
"next time you come back in here it won't be me who throws you out, them kiwifruit guys over there will pick you up with their little finger and drop you off the roof" -
*Looks around club*
wonders out loud
"when did chimpanzee's get their own nightclub?" -
*hears baboon asking about chimpanzees*
"who let the baboon in here?" -
Wipes a small window in his scummy bowl -
*eats your bowel*
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bowl* FFS FML