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  1. John 3:16 @ 01 Sep 2018 11:20:15 AM
    Rules are simple
    1. One line action
    2. One line phrase
    3. One line sound if required

    I'll start

    *Walks down alleyway*
    [empty bottle clatters on the ground]
    "who is there?" :shifty:
  2. freeeee @ 01 Sep 2018 07:40:23 PM
    *Dave appears*
    [Dave whispers anxiously]
    "you're still here??"
  3. Bestest Friend @ 02 Sep 2018 02:24:16 PM
    *Dave deletes MD*
    "Oops, my bad"
    [Dave laughs evilly]
  4. John 3:16 @ 02 Sep 2018 05:30:03 PM
    Uhh yea can we have less retarded role plays?
  5. [~?~] ★彡 ѕ𝓀𝐲β𝕝Ữ€ 彡★ @ 02 Sep 2018 08:55:12 PM
    *Everyone starts playing MD2*
    [MD2 is so happy]
    "We always knew Dave loves us the most"
  6. John 3:16 @ 04 Sep 2018 02:07:07 AM
    *everyone playing MD2 doesn't respond to mails and realises that they are all npc*
  7. ~ Fish ~ @ 04 Sep 2018 04:46:25 AM
    GLUB :brainwash:
  8. John 3:16 @ 05 Sep 2018 02:47:19 PM
    *takes a left half way down alleyway*
    [sounds of music grows loud and muffles as the door opens and closes]
    "hey guys does anyone know if you can drown fish in water?"
  9. $$$tormbreaker @ 05 Sep 2018 05:43:09 PM
    1. "the nightclub's partygoers throw banana peels they just happen to be holding at the asker of such a retarded question
    2. [one banana peel lands under the feet of a blonde, who is wearing an absolutely short as fuck black leather skirt, just as her feet is about to touch the ground]
    3. "ouch, my ass!! Ohhhh mmuuuu gawd can anyone take me home?!?!?"
  10. John 3:16 @ 05 Sep 2018 11:25:58 PM
    *looks at party goers who threw the banana peels and grabs them by the collars and throws them out*
    [some dumb blonde with tiny mini skirt and loose deseased ridden cunt is wailing in the back ground pretending to be hurt so she can pass the STDs]
    "next time you come back in here it won't be me who throws you out, them kiwifruit guys over there will pick you up with their little finger and drop you off the roof"
  11. [~?~] ★彡 ѕ𝓀𝐲β𝕝Ữ€ 彡★ @ 05 Sep 2018 11:36:27 PM
    *Looks around club*
    wonders out loud
    "when did chimpanzee's get their own nightclub?"
  12. John 3:16 @ 06 Sep 2018 12:16:13 AM
    *hears baboon asking about chimpanzees*
    "who let the baboon in here?"
  13. ~ Fish ~ @ 10 Sep 2018 06:08:32 PM
    Wipes a small window in his scummy bowl :ice:
  14. Bestest Friend @ 10 Sep 2018 08:03:02 PM
    *eats your bowel*
  15. Bestest Friend @ 10 Sep 2018 08:03:09 PM
    bowl* FFS FML