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What happened to Paul (Alternate Universe)

  1. [H~I] Sawyer @ 14 May 2023 10:24:24 PM
    Sorry Sunny, I am stealing your idea :rasberry:

    Share your version of the story of what might have happened to Paul (TOS applies so nothing too crazy!). This could probably cheer him up. 69 points per person.

    I'll start.

    Paul was indeed an alien trying to overtake MD and perform surgery on all of us - we would be Pokemons instead of wanna-be mobsters who flex our e-muscles everyday. :delight:
  2. [T~K] ɃØ$ȻØ ™= Cunt @ 14 May 2023 11:18:09 PM
    I hear Paul gave up on the air b&b idea and now runs swinger party's in his property at the weekends and during the week he drives FAKE TAXI.
  3. [~?~] ★彡 ѕ𝓀𝐲β𝕝Ữ€ 彡★ @ 14 May 2023 11:52:27 PM
    Ail is taking time out to work on cake design after watching the coronation. He wants to make a chocolate cage covered in edible gold leaf and strawberry icing so he can be king of md.
  4. [~?~] ★彡 ѕ𝓀𝐲β𝕝Ữ€ 彡★ @ 14 May 2023 11:53:39 PM
    Cage= cake
  5. [T~K] ɃØ$ȻØ ™= Cunt @ 14 May 2023 11:57:09 PM
    No you were right the first time sky, put them fuckers in a cage :haha:
  6. [#14] Ħazard™ @ 15 May 2023 01:09:59 AM
  7. [#14] Frank Castle @ 15 May 2023 01:23:48 AM
    Dave has a contract out for Paul :shock:
  8. [D†P] GEH @ 15 May 2023 03:17:59 AM
    it a little known fact that Paul collects beanies and he just sourced one that will give him a better beard



    Unfortunately he has to travel to lapland to pick it up and internet coverage isn't great.
  9. [T~K] FLOUNDERED @ 15 May 2023 03:25:57 AM
    Minnie mouse. That's the dumbest shit I've ever read. FFS:fat::shoopdawhoop::alien:
  10. [D†P] GEH @ 15 May 2023 03:38:17 AM
    This from the guy who writes nasti :facepalm:
  11. [T~K] ɃØ$ȻØ ™= Cunt @ 15 May 2023 03:51:14 AM
    Floundered you cunt .
    Good job being a cunt :fistpump:
  12. [T~K] FLOUNDERED @ 15 May 2023 03:55:09 AM
    I wish Nasti would wake up. His shit is much more poignant and interesting than your horrid shit will ever be. :alien::shoopdawhoop:
  13. [H~I] Sawyer @ 15 May 2023 04:58:41 AM
    Keep em coming. Will end this sometime soon.

    Nasti should post his 2 cents too. Might be interesting. :delight:
  14. [~?~] 乃𝐢ℕĐ𝕚 🐸 @ 15 May 2023 05:03:19 AM
    You are kidding! Interesting?!
  15. [H~I] Sawyer @ 15 May 2023 05:29:22 AM
    Well, I did say might be :haha: