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Wipe etiquette

  1. Pumpkin Vendetta @ 14 Jun 2023 02:47:50 AM
    When you wipe your bum to get the poo or other material off. Which way do you wipe (front to back?)? What do you wipe with? How many times do you wipe? Do you even wipe?

    Tell us how you do it in as much detail as possible.

    Prize is 69 points.

    Ends when I do a poo next.
  2. [T~K] FLOUNDERED @ 14 Jun 2023 03:19:57 AM
    I find the nearest mother of a sad and lowly DP gang-mate and wipe myself heartily, passionately, and unapologetically on her as I see fit. :fat::shoopdawhoop:
  3. [T~K] Sawyer @ 14 Jun 2023 05:59:11 PM
    We use bidet and hand showers over here, so we wash down the rest of our shit and flush it altogether.
  4. [#14] pippen=admin @ 14 Jun 2023 06:45:39 PM
    Sideways
  5. [BDU] ɃØ$ȻØ ™= Cunt @ 14 Jun 2023 08:01:25 PM
    I wipe my ass with a towlie soaked in the tears of KOH .
  6. [YNM] $$T O W L I E$$ @ 14 Jun 2023 08:12:02 PM
    If you gonna use me as a wipe it will cost you a whole 12 pack 🍺 :shifty:
  7. [BDU] ɃØ$ȻØ ™= Cunt @ 14 Jun 2023 08:33:05 PM
    8 pack of Dutch gold is all you'll get and that's being generous :shifty:
  8. [BD2] XxxX @ 15 Jun 2023 03:15:51 AM
    Shit in one hand - cannon ball toss it against my neighbors front doors. Gotta show them who is the boss. :fat:
  9. [~?~] ★彡 ѕ𝓀𝐲β𝕝Ữ€ 彡★ @ 15 Jun 2023 03:19:49 AM
    eww
  10. [D†P] GEH @ 15 Jun 2023 03:24:39 AM
    so gross I don't even want to answer
  11. [T~K] FLOUNDERED @ 15 Jun 2023 04:14:50 AM
    lol Slayer!!:haha:
  12. [H~I] Butters™ @ 02 Aug 2023 07:48:05 AM
    baby wipes

    always and forever